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Whee

Awesome game dude, glad I could help you beta test :3

yey

Started averaging about 30 seconds... 25 at best.

Not bad

I got 1.6 mil, and died through lag in the end. Then, played again, discovered the obliterators, and with a Gaia world still got 1.35 mil.
My tricks?
1) Always buy power plants at 500. Someone mentioned being able to glitch it through selecting farm and then selecting it; I mostly did it by selecting a mine before purchasing a power plant, so play around with it. Force it to break :D
2) Triple lasers and obliterators. Triple lasers do a lot more damage for the power they use than the other lasers, meaning you need less power plants. Hooray for more attack ;) Obliterators appear to use less energy still. So, work out from the center, putting your first triple laser as the first weapon you buy right next to your city, so it can shoot right over it.
3) Work on an all-or-nothing approach. Don't bother too much with more than a couple of workshops and hospitals. You'll meet enemies who can wipe you out in one, so having facilities to repair won't help much. Spend your money on mines, millions of power plants, turrets, your terraformer and eventually a research building.
4) Around level 43 you should have your research centre and start wondering how you're going to defend when enemies come around you all at once. If your computer doesn't lag, that is.

Now I've helped even the difficulty curve, I hope the developer optimises the code so it doesn't struggle when the all-around enemies come.

If you'll excuse me, I now want one more try, to reach as high as I can without Gaia ;)

Not bad

Not too bad. I got pretty damn far, past all the lolcats and omgs, and reached a point where every level was pants, just point my 3 cannons and burst fire in the right direction and keep firing to complete. I also drew a somewhat amazing ship, in a ship shape even, and that was after many tries where the computer scaled my drawing. Suddenly reached a level I couldn't get past, purely because the bullets hit my ship without getting remotely close to touching them, and there were some 3 or 4 bullet firing things below, judging by the number of shots coming up. And so, after 6 hits, game over, with no save file or anything to restore my beautiful ship, maxed out abilities and 60k of hard earned cash.

Talk about a steep learning curve. Maybe that was the last level or something, but that was pretty anticlimatic.

Also, for anyone new to the game, don't get the speed upgrades, they're worthless.

Brillig!

Hooray, just got 9.9k on This Way, missed 6 notes (1 long one due to lag, curses, I could have had 10k!), my first gold star. No doubt it won't be my last. My Heart Up Your Ass, I'm coming for you!

Great game, no question about it.

Ma level

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That's my level, and yes, it's possible. Good game.

I think I win...

40 lives, 6 super monkeys. I could have done with more levels, I'd so nearly saved up for my 7th super monkey. My trick? Don't waste money upgrading the range, you clearly don't need the chance for extra shots if you're not swarmed (except perhaps if the range is just short of getting onto the track on another section totally).

Good game :)

Best Game on the Interweb

Completed it, loved it. Glad that it turned into one of the games all my class plays, 'cause I'm the only one who's done it :D

Woah, guide D:

It's addictive, better than the last. Sometimes it's frustrating not getting everything you need question wise, so here's my breif guide and notes I made as I went.

Firstly, spend the first 25-ish days of your life alternating between paid studies and working overtime (and try for a promotion every day). I left this stage with an intelligence of 160, and I had the amazing Down Vote attack racked up to getting 750 damage every hit. Do a touch of gym training to get to 50 or so (though mine ended at 88, because of overtimes, which was necessary, so aim high), and you're set for every battle you could ever have. Then just go after the girls (splash out on the gifts and use your common sense - 4* Calm is best for Kate ect) :D I did it in 63 days without help, anyone who tops that is cool.
And if she's asking a question you don't know;;

Kate

pink_topped4
Jan 18
bookmark'd
3 brothers
FLOW
Spaghetti
Fruits Basket
Art
Office Assistant - stressful
Fudge pears

Erika

too_jumpy22
june 8
california
south portal
jeffy ultimo
mini-golf park
not science
soccer
nachos
boom boom sports drink - fruity
vex'd up
shoot out

Sabrina (I didn't really bother with her much, add your own stuff if you really want the date)

failed_life402
sweet strawberry icecream
gardens in the basement
thin haired weasels
hate fish
hate family studies
peanut butter jelly sandwiches

Mia

mia_allthat01
salt & vanilla
math is fun
receptionist
Dremio
April 30
granulated peanuts
Soya Wok Chinese
Shinii
RnB
Comedies

End

This had nowhere near enough evolutions to be playable for as long as a game without an end should be, and it seriously needs a way to die or be better than other players or something. Just simply too simple.

Kester thinks it makes him look intelligent to talk in third person.

Kester @Fishslap

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