Fishslap's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[gun of the future]

Nice style...

Apparently the guns of the future will shoot bullets that can be overtaken in a vespa.

Nice style there. Pity 'bout the shortness of it all. Make a proper movie and you'll actually get some awards and stuff.

[Identity (2006)]

My opinion

It was nicely done, yadda yadda.

But it really felt like it wasn't. I'm sure you'll get a good grade, but to me the style pretty sucked. It seemed poorly animated and the sound effects were more annoying. I'm not a masochist, I do not enjoy making myself digusted, but the toilet scene just felt like it really pushed that. It had little plot, little action, and if you're going to make something based purely on style I'd much rather it was a nice style. But no, I see a frame by frame person's life go crappy in a pretty boring nasty way. And so I think it has all too little artistic merit or entertainment, and has now been given an official "crap" rating from me.

And don't go angry, it's my honest view, if you want an argument moan at the people who can't decide whether it's a dog or cat or whatever the hell it is.

Peda responds:

hehe, thanks for your views. I am not angry, just upset that you didnt enjoy it- it was experimental afterall, these things happen.
And if im going to argue- its with people who for no good reason make suck-ass, dumb-shit reviews like 'THAT SUX. U SUCK LOL WAS CRAAAAAAPPP!!1!!'... if u know what i mean. thank you for the review :)

[Trichinosis]

Nicely put.

A few of the stats were slightly mistyped, though only slightly. The graphics are superb, just the text proclaiming the figures is very hard to read because it goes off so quickly and it really breaks the flow if you are rushing to read something.

The sad thing is the problem with this idea that you say is that the 25 richest people are rich because they don't give away their wealth. Not because of that solely, but it's the attitude that makes being rich and not being as generous as possible go together. And the workforce needed to make the ideas happen would be a challenge because it could quite happily unbalance your own economy with so many people randomly going out and helping other countries that the money to do all this work might devalue and create more problems. I agree with the war in Iraq though, the US really needs to stop fighting to get oil and start working on how to make sustainable resources.

To people reading, this is not meant to be conflicting or make anyone angry, and if some things I have said are slightly wrong it is unintended. I just know it's very easy to get people angry on subjects like this.

[Myth Madness Trailer]

Pretty average.

Not bad. Not particularly amazing. Nice split screens but the actions a little boring.

But my gosh, please tell me what that font is you've used for loading and repeat and things, it rocks. Please reply, I wanna know.

[So much]

Awesome...

The solid best music-video flash I have seen. The graphics obviously aren't from an artist, but credit for that as the animation was superb compared, and you have spent a lot of effort on this compared to most ng submissions.

ReporterClock responds:

=| thanks, but... "obviously aren't form an artist"? I'm sorry but that is an insult. I am an artist and I've been drawing ever since Ic an remember myself.

[Space Jerks : Episode 8]

Cool, still.

Your target for next time: make facial expressions, and keep all the episodes this legnth. Other than that, these are nearly faultless, and graphic improvements are the only way you can get any better.

[Space Jerks : Episode 7]

?

How can people not call this cool? 5 from me, this stuff rocks.

[Space Jerks : Episode 9]

Yo.

Here, have a ten, courtesy of me to help correct the score for this that's far too low. C'mon people, a 1-4 should only be given to things where the author hasn't tried! This is so much better than that, keep it up, can't wait for #10.

[Mario's 20th anniversary]

Not too shabby

Finally a flash player 8 movie works for me... I have tried numerous times to watch flash 8 movies unsuccessfully and now all of a sudden it seems to work.

Well, graphics were pretty good, though the 3d scene looked a little bad. The humor was also not too terrible, though the sound was irritating. Overall this is a fair but not too awesome 7.

[Routine]

Interesting concept

I have seen the "do this, repeat x10 but faster" concept quite a lot, but this is a completely new look at it, showing how every day is similar yet different underneath.